Friday, July 30, 2010

Cock Worship Liturgy

ALL HAIL LORD COCK!!



The Church Of Cock Liturgy:

Our Fathers should lead us in prayer as we the brethren recite the response

* We cry to You Lord Priapus Lord of COCK ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are Hungry for cock ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the Thickness and strength of all cocks ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who desire the taste of cocks juices... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those whose desire to abuse their penis ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who wish to sin in your name ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are stroking alone ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are masturbating on cam ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That we may love and care for the precum, piss and cum ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That the pleasure of edging fills our very being ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are addicted to cock ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For all who seek cock deep in their throat ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who seek cock inside their ass ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have power to cum and cum again ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the relief of the mighty eruption ... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK enter my cock... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK drain my balls... Hail Cock, Lord Cock

The Congregations continue to chant the response until they achieve oneness by

orgasm

Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock

Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have cum and joined you in heavenly orgasm ... Hail Cock, Lord

Cock

HAIL PRIAPUS


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Albolene, ain't nuttin wrong with that!



ALBOLENE! masturbator's best friend!

Erect Greasey Cocks - sign of another chronic or heavy masturbater!








Habitual Phallophilia extreme..(Chrionic-Xtrme Jacking)


not me above but PDX bater of oregon @ wordpress.com


Hi, My Name is AlboleneBob, and i am an masturbation & ejaculation/orgasm addict ..
I LOVE MY PENIS, enough to make me do things out of the norm
although masturbation is considered healthy, and or harmless..
I LOVE MY COCK...So bad i became oddly atracted to male porn cock
i'm obessessed to find ways and mean of prolonged self sexual stimulation - edging - ie not the conventional common self learned methods for my masturbation.

i obessses seeking ways, gooning ..from uses of sounds, restricting cockrings, poppers, meth(cuz it frees my thoughts to tweek on ..masturbation), porn outside my oreintation, to mingling with biguys & gay peers, all in the name of finding all available pleasures to make me get off!
gooning - i zone the world out, basically i didnt care what my immediate evironment had going on.. its just me, my purple cockring'ed throbbing cock itching to release, and my albolene.. making faces..basically "cum/orgasm faces" porno stars make when they cum..lips pursing, biting my lower lips, jaw chatters, goosebump twitches, tongue flapping like a lapdog, maing gaga noise to my cock, grunting liKe an ape, growl like a warewolf, hiss like a snake, flap my legs like a epileptic gimp, etc..whatever i did to endure the intense sensations, while continuing to stroke, plus i didnt care what i look like i was doing or saying..IT WAS JUST ME AND MY COCK, STROKED IT FAST, SLOW, DIDNT MATTER.. MY COCK GOTTEN MORE ATRACTIVE, MORE SEXIER, MORE EVERYTHING..THAT MY COCK WAS IN MY HAND, LOOKIN HOT, SEXY, GREASY WITH ALBOLENE.. WHEN I TALK TO MYSELF, WHEN I ENJOY A MY DAMN GOOD SLICKED COCK FOUND IN MY HANDS TO BE JACKED




albolene, jackers prefered choice lube..


when i edge for hours, gooning my cock ..like most gooning masturbaters when doing advanced masturbation techniques, it is just me a my cock.. lost are my surroundings, fellow baters in the same room, etc.. nothing.. my only thoughts are how i love my cock, the extreme rush of sexual sensations, fluttering in my loins and body, i feel on every stroke.. i make faces and grunt sounds & oddities, as i focus continously stroking my greasy albolene coated cock.. the tickling rippling from albolene greased glan & shaft.. sent wave upon wave of pleasurable yet, sensitive rushes & tickles all over..sensations like a orgasm, but brief as the end of a stroke before my hand descends down the shaft..
i call my masturbation an addiction because, i edge & goon, prolonging the the j/o sessions for hours, then finally reward myself, letting it go and ejaculate... only to repeat it within minutes.. when situations change the scenerio, unexpected company, work..etc..i will think of ways to return to masturbating soon, i think of anything possible to have a uninteruppted j/o session, as addiction because i see it moving slowly as my only serious true means of sexual outlet/gradification
girls who get turned on by male masturbation, give handjobs, or even abstractly get turned on/aroused by my masturbation..the exhibitionist/vouyerist dictonomy - i get aroused by their kink to watch cocks cum (cock-cumsluts = good) ..i will accept those girls in my life..(i knew many gals say if they had a cock, they'd stay home and jack off everyday..just pull on it 24/7, and ask why aren't we doing it? ie..why the shame to admit jacking off is wonderful), but may hope whatever girl i find, would accept that my solo masturbation as my prefered method of sexual gradification.
pussy will never be an issue being ever "good enough" .. or that their handjobs, blowjobs, are ever good enough. IT ISNT ABOUT PUSSY, IT IS ABOUT COCK, MY COCK, IN MY HANDS...
solo sexual gradification is my preferred/desired ways subconsciencely/consciencely
..gay guys or bi guys, if IT HELPED get you aroused, by loving my cock too.. hell yeah!.. . hey gay guys, if you're a Cock Worshipper, feel free to show me why gay guys are logically more insightful to know how to please Cock, then gals would.
on a side note..i am gay to my own cock, gay men, help me love my cock more, where my normal hetero M.O. would be simple dry or jergan lotion jacking. Gay cock worshipers, lustfully obessessed with a Fine cock specimen 1st - the personality of the cock owner's personality 2nd, has exposed and showed me many ways to bring my cock pleasure, influencing my own masturbation methods, and opening to me all the gooning methods i can employ..from cockrings, pumpers, poppers, e-stims, anal prostate wands, sounds(tubes like a catheter 2ft long also, to like entertain myself & goon watching my cum rise slowly up the tube and out the end of it 14 inches from the head, while 10 inches is up my urtheral tract up to my prostate. i goon jacking my cock as i pump a stainless steel rubbed sound through my cock slit - which my cockslit has lil 'lips' like pussylips.)etc....
and to my striaght fellow baters, it isnt gay to mutual masturbate, stare at cock while circle jerking, or even jack it off.. we can freely and quietly ..openly admire, jack, fondle, frott(cock2cock) jacking, without it being gay..we're just expanding and high five'ing the greatness of jacking off.. no matter how hot and lustful you feel if we mutual masturbated, or it is preceived i am lustfully enchanted by you cock, as we silently, but furiously jack off .. encouraging each other to cum or hold it, inwardly fueling lust and highly aroused by seeing me staring @ your aroused engorged greasy albolened'purple cock pounded by your fist
etc.. while your're doing the same.. maybe cuz it isnt your normal thing, and that taboo made it kinky to us both, enhanncing our lust..its just our cocks, we get, well i get aroused by seeng a nice hard, veiny cock, but i see MY cock 1st in any cock..to appreciate or even admire anyother cock but my own.. sorry dude, no homo, but its just about the cock man, i just had to give ita couple strokes and caresses.
i would suck my own cock, e-stim my prostate and milk it anally IF i could..
i may admire or get aroused by cocks from gay porn or j/o situations like j/o parties or circle jerks, or webcam shows, with both str8, bi & gay men intermingled.. i may even help handle/give a handjob-frott with another man's cock..
because as a straight man, i desire and am attracted to women, pussy, titties..
guys are 'handsome'.. but have no desire to love, or desire a man..for a relationship ... SO GUYS, dont be afraid ...to join with gay guys for j/o sessions, if you ended up j/o'ing with some gay fellows, remember it is just cock, your cock.. let them all suck it after a sec..you dont have to recipocate lol
i can befriend str8, gay, bi, .. . np.. girls too.. but serious relationships( my heart, love, etc) i reserved for gals,
my cock is for me 1st, me 2nd, me 3rd...and everyone else can show me penile loving whenever

i wont suck or fuck any dick, - but i would suck my own cock if i could, and prostat-stim my bum bum cavity.. and i'd definately wont go apey if a gay man wanted to fondle, jack, or suck my cock..